Top 10 Toddler Quotes - of the moment

My son is only two years old, and he definitely sees the world through two year old eyes. Sometimes the things that come out of his mouth surprise me, make me laugh, or just make me shake my head. Here are my favorite quotes to date.

10. (In response to, "Are you putting your toy in the toilet?")
The dinosaur has to peepee.
9. (In response to a power outage.)
Uh oh. There's no more batteries!
8. (In response to, "Why are you crying?")
I need some cake.
7. (In response to, "Are your toys fighting?")
No! They're playing nicely! *said while repeatedly smashing dinosaurs together*
6. (In response to, "It's time to go to bed.")
I can't take a nap. I need a special treat!
5. (In response to his brother's dirty diaper)
A stinky poop! That's disgusting!
4. (In response to, "No jumping on the sofa!")
But I need exercise!
3. (In response to, "Don't hit the tv with your toys.")
I need to boom the octopus! I'll save you, Mom!
2. (In response to, "Ok, let go of me, please. I need to get up.")
Uh oh! We're stuck together!
1. (In response to, "Ouch! Don't hit me with your toys. That hurts.")
You have owwies? You need to be careful, Mom.

However, this is my absolute favorite.
(In response to his father asking, "What is Mom's name?")
Mom.
("No. She is your mom, but what is her name?")
Lovey Girl!